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If you’re from South Texas, you could probably write this post in your sleep.  As such, this isn’t for you.  Go write letters to Rick Perry or something.  For the rest of you though, welcome to the very cheap gluten-free wonderland known as Tex-Mex.  Both recipes take a fair amount of time, so if you’re looking for something to make fast, you might make the rice a day ahead, or (heaven forfend) use more than one burner at a time, and start both recipes together–or dinner will take two hours.  This actually took about three hours from start to finish.This does imply an actual stove, and something I don’t have, which is more than one decent non-stick pan.

Potato and Egg Tacos

Ingredients:

Mission Corn Tortillas (The ones that say “gluten-free” on the back.)

2 eggs per person

2 small baked potatoes per person

Pam (gluten-free!)

2 tablespoons milk or almond milk per person

Optional:  Pace Picante Sauce (Made in San Antonio, it says “gluten free” on the bottle.)

Kitchen apparati:

large non-stick frying pan

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Yellow Bunnies, yo.

Peeps are gluten-free!

So, I’m standing in the grocery store, looking at towering piles of candy with great trepidation–how many packages will I have to turn over to find the gluten-free” label?  If I buy something and get it home, will I have to spend an hour on Google, only to find out that the manufacturer has said something like, “Due to the high volume….yadda yadda yadda”.  How was I going to find some gluten-free candy for my gluten-free kid?  (Me!)  Also, I didn’t want to spend much.  There was a cheery “99 cents” sticker above my nose.  Behind that, was a package of the sort of pink that is reserved for drag queens, the Queen Mother’s Easter Hat and some rooms on the violent ward.  Perfect.  I turned it over.  And on the back, it said, “Gluten-free.”  So go get some.  (They’re fat-free, too.)

1.)  Each week, make a pot of some kind of dried beans you’ll actually eat–and eat them.  (And if not a pot of beans, then a container of nutbutter.)

2.)  Eat your conscience.  If something is not in short supply and it is easy to produce, there is a good chance it’s cheap.  (For example:  chicken is much more ecologically sound than beef because it takes less fossil fuel to produce–that’s why it costs, on average, twenty percent less.)

3.)  Each week, cook a couple of pounds of chicken breast with no seasoning.  Reheat it as barbecue chicken one night, Chicken L’orange the next, and then turn it into chicken salad two days after that.  You’ll never be tempted to turn to fast food if you have something that easy to prepare at home.

4.)  For the most part, eat only store-brand frozen vegetables.  Odds are, you will eat them before they can get frostbite, and in many parts of the country, store brands are actually the overflow from the peak of the local harvest–which means they are better than fresh, and better than national brands.

5.)  Make your own coffee and iced tea.  Instant coffee is almost always gluten-free; any reasonable herbal tea can be cold brewed in your refrigerator;  drink it instead of soda and save several dollars a week.  (There is no gluten in most Stash and Celestial Seasonings Teas.)

6.)  Buy some kind of seasonal fruit each week and either keep it handy (oranges, apples and bananas) or cut it up, (papaya, watermelon, canteloupe) so it’s easy to eat at any time. 

7.)  Avoid gluten-free versions of bread, wraps, and pie crusts.  They  have too many ingredients, and that makes the gluten-free substitutes expensive.  Use potato skins to hold hot sandwich fillings like sloppy joes, barbecue, italian meatballs, and chili;  Mission corn tortillas (the ones that say ”gluten-free” on the wrapper) work well as sandwich wraps for lunch meats; sushi wrappers and rice balls can hold Western sandwich ingredients like tuna and diced carrots, sturdier vegetables like squash and zucchini can hold mini-quiches, instead of pie crusts;  for dessert pies, like apple and pear, invest in a non-stick pan and make fruit galettes where sliced fruit and carmelized sugar are the top layer of the crust; for mushier desserts use discounted nut-crumbles and brown sugar for crumble crusts.

8.)  Find a good gluten-free store-brand pasta.  They exist, and they’ll make your life infinitely easier when you can’t figure out what to cook.

9.)  Learn what cheap food you’re really willing to eat, and keep some of that on hand, even if it’s not something you think you should be eating, because it’s technically junk food.  (Examples of nutritious, cheap gluten-free junk food are  as follows:  Ore Ida steak fries–they are about 45 cents a serving and have 3 grams of fat in a serving; Cream of Rice, and Cocoa Pebbles, which actually have very little fat and lots of supplemental vitamins; Hormel Lunch Meats, Ragu Spaghetti Sauce, Heinz Ketchup and Jenny-O frozen turkey sausages, and Jell-O–they all say gluten-free on the back, or are gluten-free.)

10.)  The only thing that you should buy in bulk is dog food.  Boredom is the enemy here, “potatoes, rice, polenta, corn chips, tortillas, repeat”, gets pretty darn old pretty fast. *  Buy less than you think you need, and then use it up.  You’ll spend less, and you’ll like what you’re eating more.

*Also, as you discover new food ingredients, you’ll be tempted to buy them in bulk, and then discover that you don’t actually like millet, but you’ve now got a cupboard full.

This is a blogosphere/Mark Bittman idea, meaning there are recipes like this everywhere, including the New York Times.  This is the gluten-free version.  There are two ingredients that you need to check for gluten-freeness:  vanilla extract and chocolate.  Chocolate frequently is not gluten-free because manufacturers cut it with wheat to spread out the main ingredients. It's not poo.  Promise. Hershey’s Cocoa is gluten-free, though.  The vanilla extract can come from several major manufacturers, like McCormick’s or Whole Foods, which make gluten-free vanilla extract.

Made with shelf-stable, inexpensive ingredients, this is one of my cheap favorites.

Ingredients:

3 tablespoons liquid sweetener (sugar syrup, maple syrup, agave nectar, or honey)

1/3 cup Hershey’s cocoa powder

1 teaspoon vanilla extract (check that it says gluten-free)

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Southern Fried Thai

O.k., well, it’s not entirely Thai:  that is sort of the point–you should be able to substitute ingredients to use what you have on hand.  In this case, that means I substituted swiss chard where you could also use broccoli rabe, chinese cabbage, or collard greens. The recipe starts where a lot of my favorite recipes start, with organic, no preservative bacon for breakfast.   Leave the bacon grease to cool in the pan in which you cooked it.  

Ingredients:

at least 1/4 cup bacon grease 

block of firm tofu

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Cast Iron Pizza

It dawned on me that you can cook almost anything in a well-seasoned cast iron pan.  Instead of having a frying pan, pizza pan, cookie sheet and pie tin, all you really need is one good (mine is Calphalon) ten inch cast iron pan. Continue Reading »

I was looking in the freezer.  Hmm….not much there.  However, there were pork sausages and frozen spinach.  I looked in the pantry:  a box of Cream of Rice with all of the cooking instructions in Spanish.  I also had some sea salt and expensive organic parmesan.  This is another example of high/low cooking.  It doesn’t all have to be cheap, and it doesn’t all have to be expensive, to be really good.

Ingredients:

1/2 cup Cream of Rice Cereal

1 1/2 cups water

1/8 cup grated parmesan

sprinkle of sea salt

1/2 cup frozen spinach Continue Reading »

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