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One of my odd hobbies is checking out the gluten-free sections of the various grocery stores in my area. If you’re in Austin, one of biggest I have seen is at 183 and Braker. They have gluten-free ladyfingers, made by a popular European gluten-free manufacturer called Schar. (That’s with an umlaut, if anyone wants to tell me the HTML for “umlaut”.) I have no idea what you make with ladyfingers other than trifle, but, here is a very cheap version of classic British trifle.

Ingredients:

Cool Whip in the pressurized can. (It keeps forever in the refrigerator, while simultaneously being fun because of the nitrous oxide.) (more…)

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So, I’m back on match.com.  Which I hate.  Have I mentioned how much I hate it?  Don’t even get me started on eharmony.  I didn’t even get to talk to anyone for six months.

Don’t ever let a psychologist be your matchmaker.  They will prove to you that you are, in fact, undateable.

Ingredients:

1 can generic coconut milk

4 tablespoons Hershey’s cocoa powder

1/4 cup sugar

1/2 tsp vanilla

Kitchen apparati:

metal cake pan with deep sides, or any freezer-safe bowl

freezer

spoon

Mix the ingredients well.  Put in the freezer, and stir every half hour for two hours to whip in more air.

Optional:  Serve with a shot of Kahlua.

$2.50 for four servings. 

Best eaten when not one of eighteen people you have emailed responds.

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