So, if you’re looking to make someone from the U.K. drool, this is the recipe. (No, I wouldn’t be looking to do that, not me.)
Anyway, I know I said this was cheap: one of the ingredients in this, is distinctly not cheap. It makes all the difference in how well the entire recipe works, though. That ingredient, is Bard’s Ale. It’s beer. Dark gluten-free beer. Gluten-free beer that is really good.