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Lots of things in life that should work, don’t–like that guy who just stopped calling after a month and half, and disappeared like some WWII British spy.  This, on the other hand, shouldn’t work, but it does.

Ingredients:

2 cups brown rice baking mix (I used Fearn’s.  Mixes are often cheaper.)

1 cup water

tomato sauce, either from a jar or a can

pizza toppings like parmesan cheese, mushrooms and olives

Books on WWII codebreaking, for style.

Kitchen apparati:

Mixing bowl

measuring cup

spoon

microwave

toaster oven

large spatula

Kitchen timer

tinfoil

Mix 1 cup water with 2 cups brown rice baking mix. *   Spread 1/3 of the mix into a round on a plate.  Microwave for three minutes on high.  Turn the toaster oven on, setting the temperature to 350 degrees.  Carefully remove the pizza crust from the plate.  Top with tomato sauce and toppings.  Put the pizza into the toaster oven on tinfoil and bake for eight to ten minutes.  Remove it and let it cool for five minutes, using the time to carefully check for ceiling cameras and hidden microphones in the kitchen appliances.  Loosen the edges of the pizza and remove it carefully in one piece.

Congratulations.   You’ve saved Western Civilization as we know it.  It’s pizza.

Cost:  About half of what a certain brand of this sort of thing would cost otherwise, and there are no mysterious ingredients.  (Not that mystery is all bad, just the disappearing part.)

*Save the remaining dough in a plastic bag–this is enough for three pizzas.